you try to lace up slip on shoes.
it takes four trips to the clothes washer to put in the dirty washcloth.
you try to make a PB&J... without bread.
you call you son by the dog's name and you don't have a dog anymore.
you want to shave your head to cut down on shower time.
the bed sheet has been peed on, but you know it will dry so you lie back down.
it takes three trips to the closet to get a shirt...that is in the dresser.
you put toothpaste on your hairbrush.
you forget when you last breastfed...the little one is still on your nipple.
I will leave it to you to guess which ones happened...because I am not telling.